Just breathe.

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nobodylikesjanet: the tragic series

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:59:24 -0400

nobodylikesjanet:

the tragic series

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big-booty-itches: when your parents ask you to help them with technology

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:58:48 -0400

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

chainsawpunk: wow she really can play any role

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:17:52 -0400

chainsawpunk:

wow she really can play any role

situpsandfruitcups: WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:17:40 -0400

situpsandfruitcups:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

pantspantspantspantspants: Same.

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:17:11 -0400

pantspantspantspantspants:

Same.

confidence-conquers: me

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:17:02 -0400

confidence-conquers:

me

”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:16:49 -0400

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:15:20 -0400

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

po-op: this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:14:33 -0400

po-op:

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

fuckyeahlaughters: We had a favorite Disney character theme...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:13:59 -0400

fuckyeahlaughters:

We had a favorite Disney character theme party

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imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:13:06 -0400

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

nataliaohhnatalia: asliceandaspritetogo: cockchomp: what the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:11:10 -0400

nataliaohhnatalia:

asliceandaspritetogo:

cockchomp:

what the actual fuck if cats aren’t born on drugs then i don’t even know

imagine all the weird cat shit not caught on video

Hey look I’m on video

staringattheedge-oftheworld: chauvinistsushi: bedhead-and-cigar...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:10:34 -0400

staringattheedge-oftheworld:

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

GUYS I FOUND THE THING

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